Keep it Kla$$y

Sometimes, I can be so embarrassed to say I go to Sunset. Yeah, its great when we beat Jesuit 4-1 in mens varsity soccer, or we go 4-0 in football in God knows how long. But when our "saying" is "we go hard", its a little embarrassing. Or maybe I mean more than a little. You could make the argument that "we go hard" is referring to giving it our all and never backing down from a challenge, but lets be real. Is that REALLY what its referring to, or is there a subliminal message in the saying. I've got a guess, and I think I'm pretty spot on. How about you chase a couple ideas, take a few shots.
I think Sunset has been playing a little too much Ke$ha during lunches, because people are brushing their teeth with Jack just a little too much and taking it all off just a little too often. Why not just cover the school in glitter? That way we can complete the sloppy Ke$ha takeover of Sunset.
I'm not trying to judge you for having fun every once and a while, but blacking out every weekend doesn't sound fun to me. If that's your idea of fun, well, I honestly have nothing to say to that. I'm speechless. I guess I'll have some great stories to tell at your funeral when you die from liver poisoning. If you "go hard" every once and a while, I don't care. If you go every weekend, I don't care either. It just doesn't tickle my fancy.
 Anyway, I better go to Michael's to stock up on glitter. Get $leazy. Ke$ha's taking over.